Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two **** in front of her
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?I said go for it. Didn't know by how much.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Yeah, i thought that was brilliant. Not sure many liverpuddles will though.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?where are you from?Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?take it you dont like Liverpool too much!Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?standard, always love seeing people rip it out of liverpool, along with Arsenal and Tottenham - i hate all three.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?LOLDo u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Congratulations on learning to read and write.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?thats not particularly funny, you're on thin ice mate...
im a manutd fan and no matter how much rivalry clubs can have with each other, we don't insult clubs like thatDo u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Ha ha! I love that. Made me laugh... A LOT!
=)Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?They're pretty good, well doneDo u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Funny jokes not sure bout da doll dow.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?what will be funnier, is the reaction this sparks.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?wow that's the funniest thing Ive ever heard, i just wet myself I'm laughing so much, oh god my sides hurt, on that's hilarious!!
does sarcasm show through on a text thread???Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?never heard them before.....(I hope so nick)Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?That is the least funny thing I have ever heard, I suggest you go into hiding under a new username and picture before one of those electricity lacking scousers decides to pay you a visit!Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Personally i found these funnier...
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dickDo u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Brilliant !!! got any more ?? Just Luv M !!!! Have a Star *
Keep that whip handy, you might be needing it !!!Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?what it would have been amusing is if you could have thought of these jokes by yourselfDo u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?what do you call a scouser in a suit, the accused..
what do you call a scouser in a mansion.....a burgelar
what does aig stand for......agony in greece,, anfield in grief..Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Extremely amusing...so have a star:))Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Wow, those facts should be enscribed on a plaque and then sent out to space so those invading could know where not to visit.Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
hahahaha... i found *the artist formerly known as amj's* better!
LOL MAN U SUX!Do u think this is amusing??.....i do!!!?Ha ha ha, Yes, thats Funny.lol.
Love.Jo.xx
